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“That’s right. Because you know, deep down… you deserve to be punished. Don’t you, Mr. Potter?”
I JUST SCREAMED AND KICKED MY LAPTOP
fUCK
i jUST FUCKIGN CHOKED OMF G
Anddddddddd I just threw up.
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Now this is an island ride! Love the spray paint, gold detailing, and seats in the bed for hitchhikers.
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Fuck spiders.
Gaaaaah, I’m less freaked out by a horribly murdered decaying corpse on CSI than by seeing a goddamn spider on my TV. Especially the big ones, oh god. Spiders catch bats now, did you know that? They’re bigger than my dog! And they’re everywhere.
I thankfully haven’t seen as many spiders as I expected to since moving to Hawaii, and it turns out tarantulas are not native to the islands, and in fact prohibited, just like snakes, which I am considerably less freaked out by. The Department of Agriculture has a big wall of preserved animal seizures, and the only good tarantula is a dead tarantula, so I kind of love that gross wall.
But when I was in the hospital last year, my nurse told me about how she got caught in a rainstorm and ran to her car, and when she got in and went to brush back her hair, there was a tarantula in her palm and she threw up.
And I see shit like spiders learning to work together in places like Texas and covering an acre of trees with web and if I ever saw that in real life, I might have an aneurysm on the spot.
Ugh.
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being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
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molly hooper rap because shes the most badass character in sherlock shut the fuck up
extra
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do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself
and then you start worrying about mind readers
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- me: *steps into the tardis*
- doctor: go on, say it. people always do
- me: ...
- me: does this have wi-fi
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Two-face from DC Comics
By Meagan Marie
Impressive makeup work!
OH MY GOD
this is a fantastic cosplay
well done, my dear
Someone call Gail Simone. She loves these awesome cosplays and I feel like this is one she MUST reblog!
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